LONDON MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON FINALLY COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET!

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In an effort to attract billions of pounds of Arab investment for the capital, whilst addressing the Ninth World Islamic Economic Forum Boris Johnson boasted of being the first Mayor of London of ‘Muslim extraction’. Apparently, his great-great-grandfather Ahmed Hamdi, was a Muslim entrepreneur who made his money in beeswax in Istanbul, where beeswax candles were required to light the mosques. The bottom fell out of beeswax when American Thomas Edison invented the electric light bulb, whereupon Mr Hamdi went on to become politician and journalist right up to the point he was assassinated.

Well, what a revelation! Mr Johnson is certainly the first blue-eyed, blond Muslim I’ve ever seen. Presumably the man is circumcised? If not, he had better hurry up and get it done before the Arab billions migrates to France, where no doubt Mr Johnson will claim heritage there too!

5 thoughts on “LONDON MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON FINALLY COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET!

  1. A really informationrmative post and lots of really honest and forthright comments produced! This certainly got me thinking a whole lot about this concern so cheers a lot for dropping!

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