Future EU president and future Catholic Pope, Emperor Tony Blair, 61, now advises Serbian Prime Minister Aleksander Vucic on how to secure EU membership. I suppose the trick to conning the other EU member states to admit Serbia is to conceal any human rights violations. By-the-by, Mr Vucic once described former British Prime Minister Tony Blair as an ‘English gay fart’. Clearly Vucic has a nose for controversy! If indeed the man can identify an individual’s sexual preference by gauging the ferocity of a single fart and by its odour, well he’s a man I want to work for too!