No fortune, but enough to have some bespoke clothes made. I intend to pop along to Savile Row and get measured up for a handmade bacon shirt (single cuffs), bacon underpants and three pairs of bacon socks! “To be or not to be…’best back’ or ‘streaky’, that is the question”. Obviously we’ve talking ‘dry clean’ only. Hey, no one can say I don’t have class, right? Am I behaving rasher-ly, perhaps!