Several tech companies are experimenting with devices inserted in shoes and bicycles that capture kinetic energy as we walk, dance or cycle. This energy is stored in batteries to be used later. Now Pornhub, a company with a great online presence has allegedly tapped into one of the world’s greatest unused reservoirs of ‘clean’ energy from ‘dirty’ thoughts, by producing the wearable Wankband. The wrist mounted gizmo contains a kinetic charger that, once charged by mega wrist action, can be used to power up iPhones and the like! Does that mean the energy crisis is over? If so, more of us should learn to ‘love’ ourselves in order to save the planet! So when your children ask you what you did to save the planet, you can answer, ‘I was a serial masturbator!‘ If wankers of the world must unite in order to clean up the environment by doing away with the need for fossil fuel and nuclear reactors, well it’s a small price to pay for leaving your descendants a planet they can be proud of! I wrist my case!!
Perhaps in 50-years time, when an astronaut on a new International Space Station complains he is bored, someone may well remind him that it took the combined efforts of several million men and boys to put him there!