SPLASHBACK…’INTELLIGENT URINATION’!

keep calm and don't peeSt. Pauli, Hamburg, Germany…right now and right back at you! To combat over-zealous public urination, ‘piss-taking’ has risen to a brand new level! Urine-repellent paint is being used to tackle nuisance related street peeing by revellers pissing up against a wall. Your urination is fired right back at you, but at 500 euros to cover every six square metres, it would be too damn expensive to cover a whole city! Should the price eventually come down I can envisage tens of thousands of drunken Britons wandering around British city centres on Friday and Saturday nights drenched in their own piss wondering what the devil’s going on? Talk about taking the piss! Human beings certainly have evolved, haven’t we?

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