P & O’s new £473 million cruise ship the ‘Britannia‘ can carry 3,600 passengers, has 15 passenger decks, 13 bars, 13 restaurants and four swimming pools, oh, and 1,350 crew! In other words, a floating housing estate! You would have to pay me to go on it! Yes, I’m a people person, but no, I don’t want to have to meet them all at the same time. Talk about my personal hell!