Apparently Britain in falling into the sea, along with thousands of cliff-top properties! So, how to solve the problem of coastal erosion, quickly, cheaply and permanently, and in a way that is aesthetically pleasing to the eye? Bodies, dead bodies! Since many UK cemeteries are full, there is a problem of what to with the thousands of people who die each year. Why not embalm them and stack them up against the cliff faces? Organic break-waters not to your taste? Well it would be aesthetically pleasing to my little eye! Hey, now before you scream…pervert, consider this if you will! Selfish people, who make little to no contribution towards the environment during their lifetimes, would have an opportunity to help out the environment after death. Talk about getting a second chance!