LONDONERS ARE THE ‘LEAST FRIENDLY’ PEOPLE IN BRITAIN!

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Yes, that’s right, according to a Cambridge University study that marked out the ‘personality map’ of the whole of Britain, Londoners are the least friendly, the least conscientious, and the most neurotic! Well what do you expect? The cost of living in London is the highest in Britain, the public transport system is often appalling, you can’t drive anywhere without getting stuck in traffic jams, and when you finally arrive at your destination, late, you can’t find anywhere to f**king park! Furthermore, there are more people on zero-hour contracts in London than in any other part of the country, while the divide between the stinking rich and the poor has never been so wide! If a zombie apocalypse was to start anywhere in the British Isles, the epicentre is likely to be…London, so be there or be…rectangle!

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