Even ‘A’ list celebrities don’t turn their noses up at a bargain! Over the last few years I’m sure you’ve read about several famous actresses and singers who have adopted infants, many from Third World countries. Some women can’t have children, or already have children and don’t want any more naturally, perhaps because it may interrupt a hot career. I wonder if Mia Farrow, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Emma Thompson or Cate Blanchett want to adopt an adult? I’m already house trained and have been off the breast for several years now! Hey, what’s so wrong in wanting to be kept in the style to which I have become accustomed? Oh, I don’t mind having the bedroom nearest to the fridge and wine cellar. Now as far as making a contribution is concerned…f**king forget it!