HOUSES WITH CHIMNEYS SUDDENLY IN GREAT DEMAND!

chimneysWhile houses without chimneys are slightly falling in value, homes with (unblocked) chimneys are actually soaring in value. Why? It’s all thanks to Amazon delivery drones that will soon be able to deliver your small purchases while you are at work! All a householder need do is, climb onto his or her roof and ‘paint’ the chimney! The laser enabled, on-board Amazon drone camera will position the miniature helicopter precisely above a chimney in order to deliver your slimline smart phone or sex toys. How brilliant is that? With an ever-increasing UK population, it is not unimaginable future Amazon ‘stork’ drones might deliver new-born babies in the same manner!? Now how to unblock my blocked chimney? Any thoughts?

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