POLICITIANS ‘CAN’ BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE!

knitted politiciansSerial knitted Pat Wilson, 57, has recreated some of the UK’s high-profile political leaders in wool. Now if only someone would bring out a range of Cameron, Clegg, Miliband, Farage and Natalie Bennet glove puppets, men and women the length and breadth the country could use them to masturbate with, thus bringing a smile to their faces, for with further cuts expected after May 7th, societal general service orgasms are expected to be few and far between! Furthermore usable glove puppet political effigies may be the only way to persuade floating voters to go out and vote! One hand feeds the other, right?

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