I pushed the boat out and bought myself some new threads! Two-piece suit by Dolcelatte, shirt and tie by Pierre Cardigan, socks by Tommy Hellfinger, faux men’s colostomy bag by Prada, orthopaedic shoes by Dr. Scholl, oh, oh, and underpants by Filo Pastry. I bet your dying to know how much I spent? All I’m prepared to say is, Lacoste a packet!
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