That’s right, people…men, who have sex with cars, either by rubbing themselves on the paintwork or by inserting their…whatzits in a cold exhaust pipe belonging to a high-end vehicle. Apparently ‘mechanophilia’, or the compulsion to engage in sexual or emotional ‘relationships’ with a motor vehicle is more common than you might think! Do be aware, it is illegal in the UK to engage in fellatio with a machinery in public. Giving into your base needs is likely to get you 6-months in prison and have your name etched into the Sexual Register! Frankly I don’t get it? Some high-end cars do indeed have beautiful lines, but f**k a Ferrari, Porsche or Bentley…nah!