keep calm and saddle up

Oh dear me, I would have hated to have been the naked gentleman the police pulled out of Sunday’s World Naked Bike Ride in Kent for getting a stiffy! Overexcited and aroused, the cyclist suddenly found his turtlehead had mutated into a full-blown erection! Wow, that must have been one hell of a ‘joystick’ for the police to get involved! Invoking ‘health & safety’ rules, perhaps officers thought an erect penis posed an ‘unacceptable danger’ to members of the public? If the humiliation had been mine, I would have told the police, ‘this is not an erection, but the new Apple iPhone 9 that has yet to hit the market!’ Honestly, Saturday night was perhaps the wrong time to swallow a Viagra!


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