RED CARPET ‘NEAR-NAKED’ CELEBRITIES ARE ASKING FOR TROUBLE!

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Okay, so I’m weird, but it occurred to me, all those nervous, super-skinny, famous female actresses and singers who bare all at award ceremonies might be taking an unacceptable risk! Wearing two-inches of material worth thousands of dollars may one day…if it hasn’t happened already…be the cause of such bad publicity, your heroine might ‘never’ live down! Yes folks, I am talking diarrhoea, and it might be the very last time an ‘A’ Lister goes commando, and that’s when you’ll hear ‘brown is the new white’. By the way, keep an eye out for the release date of James Cameron’s new sci-fi movie…‘Shit Storm’.

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