SEPP BLATTER GETS A NEW JOB!

shape-shifterSep MushroomsSepp Blatter, the shape-shifting alien and ‘outgoing’ president of FIFA who sensationally quit his post only days after being re-elected to the prestigious post of ‘Chief Corruptions Officer’ for the world soccer body, is to take up an exciting new role as Director of the…FBI, where he will be able to lead the investigation into himself before corrupting the rest of the sporting world he failed to reach from Switzerland!

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