NORTH KOREA COMES TO THE AID OF FIFA!

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That mad mongrel, North Korean dickdictator, Kim Jong Un has offered to come to the aid of FIFA, offering to host the 2022 soccer World Cup should Qatar be stripped of the honour following bribery allegations. Of the 12-stadia available in North Korea, is the Rungnado May Day Stadium in Pyongyang, capacity 150,000, and the Kim II-Sung Stadium, also in Pyongyang. Naturally conditions are attached to the offer! These include: Kim Jong Un will act as referee, linesman and camera operator, all foreign soccer players must play blind-folded, all pitches must be mined, and should the North Korea national squad show signs of losing any of their matches, deadly snakes, spiders and scorpions will be dropped by Zeppelin onto opposing players. Surprise, surprise, Kim Jong Un’s ‘generous’ offer is being seriously considered by FIFA officials.

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