It is said British people have the worst teeth in the developed world. It is true we’re not as obsessed with artificially looking pearly whites as people are in America. Then again, those Brits working in the ‘service industry’ aren’t trained to wish customers ‘have a nice day’ with so much insincerity! Really, do you honestly want a mouthful of piano keys? Frankly, dental charges in Britain preclude those of us with rotten, stained teeth from paying for restoration work. It really is a ‘bridge too far’. So, Brits might have the worst teeth in the developed world, but our thoroughbred race horses have the best teeth!