THE EUROPEAN INVENTOR AWARD 2015!

SHAPE SHIFTING DILDO

Known as the ‘Oscars of Innovation’, the annual awards are organised by the European Patent Office, based in Munich. This year’s nominees include: Kornelis A Schonhamer Immink, for developing the data coding of CDs and DVDs, Elizabeth Holmes’s Theranos Blood-testing company that can perform up to 70 different tests on a single drop of blood, Luke Alphey for his revolutionary way to control mosquitos, Swedish company Tobii for its retina-tracking technology, and Frenchman Ludwig Leiber creation of self-healing plastics. All nominees are up against stiff competition from professor Julian Kumquat and his ‘joy-giving’, shape-shifting, ‘all-terraine’, remotely-controlled dildo, that is set to revolutionise the way women perceive men’s ‘usefulness’ in the 21st century! Do I feel ‘redundant’? To quote failed Labour Party Leader Ed ‘take me seriously’ Miliband…HELL YEAH! 

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