SEXPLORATION!

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Wishing to push the boundaries of intergalactic sexploration, Pornhub (online tits and bum outfit) announced plans to film the first ever sex tape in space, ‘blast-off’ set for 2016, always assuming the company can raise the $3.4 million from Indiegogo crowdfunding site. Clearly someone is interested in finding out how bodily fluids react in a zero-gravity atmosphere! Since Sarah ‘I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper’ Brightman withdrew from her trip to the International Space Station, I wonder whether she might be the best candidate to go sexploring, after all, she is already trained up and acclimatised? To quote Captain Kirk: “Bones, buckle up, we are going where no man has gone before!”

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