BORIS JOHNSON TELLS CABBIE TO ‘F**K OFF AND DIE’!

boris johnsonCycling home after midnight, Member of Parliament and London Mayor Boris Johnson…he who brought London the Boris Bikes…was heckled by a ‘black cab’ driver over Uber’s incursion into the lucrative taxi market. After a heated exchange, Mr Johnson was said to have replied: “Why don’t you f**k off and die!” Born Alexander Boris de Pheffel Johnson, educated at Eton and Balliol College, Oxford, surely the correct response would have been: “If you can take some non-partisan advice, I urge you in the strongest terms to f**k off and die, person of the plebeian persuasion. Okay yah!”

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