I PROMISE TO BREAK MY PROMISES!

Ed miliband's stone manifestoIn the run up to the recent UK general erection, the then Labour Party Leader, Ed ‘take me seriously’ Miliband, took the advice from one of his stoned think tankers and committed the main points of his election manifesto to stone, all £30,000 of it! Surely this was an act of hubris, after all, politicians rarely keep their promises, so chiseling promises into a bloody great piece of granite must be considered a political cardinal sin! But where is this giant slab of bullshit now? Apparently it’s propping up someone’s driveway! Obviously Mr Miliband forgot the golden rule when making commitments: ‘Promises are like pie crusts, in that they are meant to be broken!’

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