Traffic wardens in New York issued not one, but two parking tickets to a Buick Regal as the driver lay dead inside! Now you might think I would side with the deceased, but I don’t! Why if this kind of selfish behaviour trends, others might think to die while illegally parked too, thus causing unnecessary parking congestion while inconveniencing other road users. People can be so damned selfish, don’t you think? A rule of thumb might be, if you’re feeling unwell, don’t get behind the wheel of your car! Having said that, statistics released reveal many more people die on the toilet than in a stationary vehicle!