THE PITFALLS OF MASTURBATING IN A MOVING VEHICLE!

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A woman who I shall only identify as a Miss ‘X’, and who should have known better, crashed her Mini Cooper into the back of an ‘M & J Seafood’ van while stuck in traffic. What caused the lady’s Mini to lurch forward? Miss ‘X’ was apparently masturbating with a Rampant Rabbit-style vibrator! Yea Gods, was there nothing of interest on the radio? Err, hadn’t Miss ‘X’ heard of ‘hands-free’ gadgets? I would be interested to read her insurance claim form! I wonder if she’ll lose her ‘no-claims’ protection? Wouldn’t it be ironic if Miss ‘X’ turns out to be a member of the ‘Advanced Driving Institute’! On a more serious note, masturbating in a moving vehicle should only be undertaken by a passenger, not a driver! No doubt when self-drive vehicles are rolled out across the nation, we will all be attempting to reach orgasm before reaching our destinations!

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