no farting

And no, I’m not referring to the Child Catcher in ‘Shitty Shitty Bang Bang’, but clothing containing Zorflex, an activated carbon lining! UK company Shreddies have produced a fart-foiling clothing range where the fabric neutralises stinky farts. Jeans cost £100:00 and PJs £75:00. Shreddies whose motto is ‘fart with confidence’, suggests their lines will help treat flatulence associated with IBS, gastritis, Crohn’s Disease, dyspepsia, colitis and a wind build-up due to food intolerances. Err, excuse me, but why don’t you save your hard-earned money and…wash your a-hole with soap!

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