ONLINE DATING FOR EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS!

bulldog 1Intelligent extra-terrestrials have supposedly been living among us for…decades, brushing shoulders with us at the supermarket, sitting next to us at rock concerts and pulling out teeth from behind surgical masks. So how come no one has thought to build an online dating site for beings from another planet? “White male, 30s, atheist, WLTM female extra-terrestrial with gravity-defying breasts! Yummy mummies welcomed!” Hey don’t be so quick to label me a degenerate. Is it so wrong of me to want to meet a woman who truly is…out of this world? 

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