A priest has performed an exorcism from a helicopter in order to banish Satan from an Italian seaside town said to be beset with social and moral decay. Huh, I’d always presumed an exorcism was a ‘hands-on’ event?! Worshippers in Castellammare de Stabia, near Naples, organised the airborne ceremony after several local churches were robbed and defiled. Graves were desecrated and Madonnas thrown off cliffs, suggesting the presence of evil. Oh please! Instead of paying the priest a fat fee, did no one think to use it instead to bribe the local police to hunt down the criminals?