Child molesters like them young…oh ever so young! Six-foot-three Norwegian, Tor Paedophile has just been charged with having sex with a ZYGOTE. Apparently he couldn’t wait until it grew up. Impatient, or what? The ZYGOTE has been placed in a foster womb and is not expected to give evidence. I like my women young, but I do like them to have benefited from an education. You take a zygote out for a meal, and what’s it going to talk about…a PETRI dish?
‘I THINK, THERFORE I AM…BIGUOUS!’