COUPLE FINED FOR PEFORMING SEX ACT IN HYDE PARK!

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That’s right folks, a couple have been fined £1000 each for carrying out a sex act during a crowded BBC Radio 2 concert in Hyde Park, Londinium. Blimey, that doesn’t speak volumes for the music, now does it? I guess it was tres chicshit! Old Bailey Judge Charles Wilde CQ described the oral sex act as ‘particularly revolting’. The jury was not swayed by Miss ‘X’s evidence, who by the claimed to work in the ‘hospitality’ industry in which blow jobs were de rigueur! Furthermore, both defendants claimed they were strangers to London, and believed they were performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Good attempt though!

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