Gentlemen, if you embrace modern technology, and at the same time have high hopes of sending your offspring to Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard or Yale, rather than to a community centre for the intellectually challenged, then you might be wise to invest in a pair of ‘Smartpants’. Underwear designed to protect male fertility from radiation emitted by smartphones and laptops has been designed by a British scientist, Joseph Perkins. The Wireless Armour underwear contains a mesh of pure silver woven into the fabric that shields against 99.9% of electromagnetic radiation, that has been linked to infertility. At a price of more than the average vet bill, this is not an item of clothing to hang on a washing line! If you’re thinking Smartpants will protect the contents of your ball sack from the effects of a thermonuclear explosion, think again!


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