HOW TO PROTECT YOUR SPERM FROM RADIATION!?!

Smartpants

Gentlemen, if you embrace modern technology, and at the same time have high hopes of sending your offspring to Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard or Yale, rather than to a community centre for the intellectually challenged, then you might be wise to invest in a pair of ‘Smartpants’. Underwear designed to protect male fertility from radiation emitted by smartphones and laptops has been designed by a British scientist, Joseph Perkins. The Wireless Armour underwear contains a mesh of pure silver woven into the fabric that shields against 99.9% of electromagnetic radiation, that has been linked to infertility. At a price of more than the average vet bill, this is not an item of clothing to hang on a washing line! If you’re thinking Smartpants will protect the contents of your ball sack from the effects of a thermonuclear explosion, think again!

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