COST OF CREMATIONS!

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Here in the UK the cost of a cremation has gone up approximately 25% in five years, well above inflation! It is said new Health & Safety rules relating to ‘air quality’ have something to do with this. Well f**k me, it’s not as if anyone’s going to be sitting on a chimney sucking up crematoria furnace smoke, now is it? I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if one day soon deceased’s relatives are charged by the lb to cremate a loved one. “What do you mean…fifteen-hundred-pound to cremate my husband? That’s outrageous!” “Sorry Madam, there’s no getting away from the fact, your late husband was a fat fucker. Christ, we could barely squeeze him into the oven, and we had to keep it on an extra twenty-minutes at gas mark 9!” 

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