More than 15,000 sex workers have headed for Milan, Italy, to cash in on the expected tourist boom for the six-month long 2015 Expo World Fair that started in May at the Palazzo Lombardia. With 150 countries taking part, an equal number of organised criminal gangs and 20 million visitors, both amateurs and professionals alike will be pressing their vaginas into commercial service. Prostitutes from afar a field as Brazil, Nigeria and China have descended upon Milan hoping to take bored, drunken sados to bed in order to relieve them of fluid and euros. STD clinics have been put on high alert!

Meanwhile, there are so many prostitutes/street walkers working the main road from Milan to Cremona, it has caused a road-safety problem. To combat this problem, prostitutes will be fined 500 euros or £360 if they don’t wear ‘hi-vis’ jackets. Well ‘blow’ me!


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