BRITISH SPERM GETS THE THUMBS DOWN!

Danish sperm

Oh dear me, the Vikings are coming…literally! Due in part to a change in the law here in the UK, which removed donor anonymity, and the yearning for blond, blue-eyed babies (thanks to Game Of Thrones), more and more British women are turning to Danish sperm donor clinics to provide them feisty catalysts with tails to fertilise their eggs. So much so, that Danish sperm, or ‘Scanda Spunk’ is making up a third of the total gism used by UK women wishing to conceive. This product with a particularly short use-by-date makes it one of Denmark’s top exports along with best-back bacon and beer! It remains to be seen how many of these ‘Viking babies’ will turn out to be athletes, warriors or just couch potatoes. Made in Britain, but conceived abroad!

 

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