Obese megalomaniac, Kim Jong-Un has approved plans for a surfing camp to be established on the country’s east coast, possibly in the Sijuang region. Twenty advanced surfers from Italy, the US, China and Germany are heading to the ‘Middle Earth’ state in order to oversee the construction. The Great white sharks will be imported from South Africa and Australia, floating mines will arrive from Russia and jellyfish from the Med. Good luck, you’ll need it!


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