In recent years it has been reported, some exasperated members of parliament have resorted to fist fights in voting chambers! Parliamentarians in Russia, Turkey, Hungary, Taiwan and Japan have all at one time or another been lost for words, preferring to duke it out in order to settle their differences! In some cases even furniture has come crashing down on heads. Now this kind of unacceptable behaviour would never happen in Britain’s House of Commons, and the reason for this is, most of our MPs are usually too f**king drunk to make a fist! It is not by chance there are numerous drinking wells scattered around the Palace of Westminster. Why half the time most of the MPs don’t even know what Party they are supposed to be supporting! Its simply marvellous to witness Democracy at work, don’t you think?