‘ZOMBIE’ STAFF!

zombieThe Costa coffee chain is to follow rival Starbucks in offering its staff a living wage. Presumably the extra wage bill will be passed on to the customers? Well f**k that! I’m going start my own coffee house chain and staff it with genuine voodoo zombies. That way I won’t have to pay my staff a ‘living’ wage! Now if you like the service, don’t be afraid to tip. If you don’t like the service, you better tip anyway!

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