IS YOUR DILDO SET TO ‘STUN’?

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‘Researchers’ have demonstrated that remotely controlled ‘hands free’ sex toys in the wrong hands have the potential to be death traps! Working by interfacing with a smartphone app, the ‘cyberdildonics’, or long distant vibrators are at risk from hackers, who can intercept communications between separated couples and take control of the device, switching the vibrator from ‘stun’ to ‘kill’! Could this be the perfect murder? So if you don’t want to be shagged to death by a stranger located 500 miles away, make sure your password is unhackable! Use your mother’s maiden name, but obviously don’t tell mum what you’re using it for!

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