ITS FREEEZZZING IN HERE!

cryofreeze

Well take your hand out of the ice bucket! But seriously folks, are you desperate to lose weight by increasing your metabolism but are too lazy to go to the gym? Then why not try whole body cryotherapy for 3-minutes, because 3-minutes is all the body can take, safely! Having donned protective garments to prevent, yes, frostbite, the ‘victim’ is then submerged in a freezing cold chamber cooled by liquid nitrogen to 160 degrees Celsius. If of course a glitch occurs, and you find yourself cryo-frozen permanently, well future scientists may be able to revive you in say 100-years, when you can instruct a lawyer to sue! Freezing your sperm is one thing, but not when they’re still inside your ballsack! Mishegas:(Yiddish for ‘crazy’).

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