Referred to as ‘gratitude plaques’, a new EU scheme will force farmers to display prominent signs on their land if they receive subsidies. The size of the billboard will depend upon the size of the subsidy. Presumably organised criminal gangs who receive EU subsidies for arable land that doesn’t actually exist, will be forced to display the billboards on the balconies of their Monaco apartments? Interestingly, while farmers across the European Union receive money not to grow crops, girls and women who menstruate must still pay VAT on tampon products, which are still considered to be ‘luxury’ items, as opposed to incontinence pants, which are not! Should the EU one day abolish the tampon tax, will all menstruating females be forced to show their gratitude by displaying gratitude plaques outside their front doors?