AN IN-‘SPECTRE’ CALLS!

james bond spectre

I hear the new James Bond movie ‘Spectre’ features the latest gadgets, including: self-shining shoes, Wi-Fi underpants, prawn & mayonnaise sandwiches with a particularly long shelf life, ‘autonomous suppository colon cleansers’, a self-aiming sniper rifle that can ‘ethnically’ identify its target and a medieval catapult siege engine that can launch 10lb buffalo mozzarella cheese balls two miles. Just like real life then?

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