It has been suggested we should all thank our lucky stars any of us are still here! Between The Black Death (14th century, 75-200 million dead), The Great Plague (17th century, 100,000 dead), the Cuban Missile Crisis, 1962, real Russian Cold War threats of the 1980s, crop blights, earthquakes, tsunamis, terrorist attacks, meteorite showers and asteroid near misses, we’re fortunate we are around to watch ‘catch-up’ TV. There can’t be many of us who haven’t at one point in our lives bent over and kissed our asses goodbye! Me? I’ve puckered up so many times to wish my buttocks bon voyage, my lips remain permanently chapped!