FAKE BRITAIN!

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Police have arrested a 56-year-old Albanian man in Dalston, East London, for selling fake hair pieces (Toupees) online after 86 people complained of suffering crabs. It turned out the ‘all natural product’ was in fact all too natural. That’s right, the toupees were made from human pubic hair. Jeez, talk about a close shave!

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