DO WITCHES HAVE BAD BREATH?

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Admittedly it’s not a question that often crosses one’s mind, however, I attended a lecture on climate change at a central London hotel the other day, and a couple sitting next to me, clearly bored with stats relating to climate change and rising sea levels, started to discuss whether they believed witches suffered from bad breath. Taking into account witches ate disgusting things from the forests in which they so obviously lived, and probably didn’t have access to dental hygiene products, the couple concluded that witches did indeed have bad breath. Having earwigged the couple for more than ten minutes, I concluded, I too was f**king bored stiff by the lecture!

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