THE ‘DECONSTRUCTED APPLE CRUMBLE EXPANSE’?

USS Enterprise

According to British computer hacker, Gary McKinnon, who hacked NASA, and who has been fighting extradition for years, the US Navy have warships in space! Breaking news folks, shootthescribe is in the position to confirm the USS Calypso that travelled into the Dipshit Galaxy, was stuck in the vast, 5 million kilometre, Deconstructed Apple Crumble Expanse for nine whole weeks while engineers attempted to unclog soft apples, butter, brown sugar, plain flour and organic space custard from the exhaust pipes attached to both the ion space thrusters and the ship’s hyperdrive. Why did the repairs take so long to complete? Space suit visors became covered in a fine mist of cinnamon, and as we all know, the addition of cinnamon to an apple crumble turns the ordinary into the extra-ordinary!

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