HOVERBOARDS…BURSTING INTO FLAMES AND EXPLODING!?!

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Minus any promise of a refund, Amazon has urged anyone who bought a hoverboard online, to throw it away! Apparently some of them have burst into flames, fricasseeing genitals, while others have exploded, converting red-blooded males into eunuchs! The question has to be addressed, why are the Chinese made hoverboards breaking down? Perhaps the answer is, the manufacturers did not factor in, a weight limit? I suggest the hoverboard motors could not cope with Western blubber!

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