christmas cards

I know it’s a chore, but frankly I don’t mind sending out dozens of Christmas cards if it means I don’t actually have to meet up with the recipients, only to hear how well or badly the year has treated them! I’m sick and tired of congratulating or commiserating with people who probably won’t come to my funeral. If posting greetings cards actually keeps people at arm’s length, the effort is well worth my time! Merry f**king Christmas!


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