EVE WASN’T MADE FROM ADAMSKI’S RIB AFTER ALL!

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Well ‘blow’ me! According to biblical scholar Professor Ziony Zevit, of the American Jewish University in Maryland, God made Eve not from Adam’s rib, but from his penis, and that answers the question why hu-men don’t have a bone in theirs! Apparently it all comes down to the supposed ‘mistranslation’ of the Hebrew word ‘tsela’. Oh shit, if you didn’t like Jews before reading this, then you are going to like members of the 13 Tribes even less now! F**k, talk about ‘lost in translation’!  It strikes me World Jewry could do with some ‘good’ PR, not bad PR. Feminists and anti-Semites are bound to hit their keyboards with some offensive tweets! Hmm, Ziony Zevit? Didn’t he once play base guitar in The Grateful Dead?

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