“Phone me, we’ll do lunch!” UFO hunters are all in a quiver over what they claim is an 800-year-old alien cellphone, with a collection of ancient cuneiform symbols on it, discovered by archaeologists in Salzburg, Austria. If strange symbols on the device isn’t evidence enough that aliens once visited Earth, then perhaps the condition of the battery will. It remains fully charged! Now why oh why don’t modern-day cellphone batteries last as long? Attempts are currently being made to contact the owner via his service provider. So far the only data retrieved from the phone is an early form of Candy Crush and a recipe for apple crumble!