SPERM BANK REJECTS ‘DYSLEXIC’ SPERM!

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Britain’s largest sperm bank, the London Sperm Bank, located in Harley Street, W1, rejects paid ‘donations’ from wankers who suffer from dyslexia, on the grounds dyslexic sperm will lead to a baby who grows up unable to read or write or gamble away the nations riches on a City trading floor. Clearly, customers on the prowl for healthy sperm, are not prepared to shell out for substandard jizm. Well, it is a buyers market, and there appears to be a lot of thick sperm around at the moment!

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