CARPET BURNS!

carpeted staircase

The other day I ‘accidentally’ downloaded a porn film, in which a young, naked couple spent an inordinate amount of time making love on a carpeted staircase, and for their trouble, received chaffing to their knees, elbows and buttocks! Anyway, the movie left an indelible impression on me, so after some online research, which by the way meant getting in contact with someone at the production company, I finally discovered, the carpet covering the staircase, was in fact classified as ‘heavy-duty domestic’. I have since placed an order with my local carpeteer! Needless to say, I am now on the hunt for an athletically built young lady with no inhibitions!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s